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HR MANAGER: A CHANGE AGENT 8

 Today I wish to tell you a village story and hope that your reaction would help relieve my HR burden. 


The mother of the Rat died and all preparations were made for the burial including a new set of drums. 

However, something happened two days to the burial day that led to the postponement of the ceremony. 

The family mandated the Rat to put the drum set in the ceiling until the new date. When the new date came and the family asked for the drum set, the Rat acted Dumb, Deaf and Blind. 

REASON? 

The Rat had gone into the ceiling and eaten the drum set in the interval. 


If I could get a minimum of three reactions putting current HR Management practices into the above story, I will share this my great burden. 

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